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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

1. 有一天,冰箱门开了,冰箱里面的东西都紧张地看着,只见一只蛋糕跳了出来。大家松了口气:“还好,是生日派对,不是减肥计划。”

2. 在图书馆,一本书悄悄对另一本书说:“你知道吗?有人在追我。”另一本问:“真的?谁啊?”它笑笑:“页码。”

3. 月亮对地球抱怨:“你总是围着太阳转,都不理我。”地球温柔地回答:“可我每天晚上,都会为你亮起所有的灯。”

4. 为什么鱼儿不喜欢上网?因为它们害怕被“猫”钓到!

5. 一只鹦鹉学会了网购,主人回家发现门口堆满了鸟seed。鹦鹉得意地说:“看,这是我‘喙’选的商品。”
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