535488 发表于 2023-10-19 20:04   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.传说今夜，鬼还活着，死光重现，鬼转身！愿鬼魂听到我的呼唤，半夜来到你的头上，苍白的脸，绿色的眼睛，干涩的手触摸你的脸，为我向你说晚安！
2.男人，总是面带微笑，两眼放光，不是有病就是没本事！女人丰胸束腰，放荡风骚，不是掏你钱包，就是把你黑刀！今年，男妖女妖，小心！
3.当你走在路上时，一只母狗扑向你，从你的脚上咬下一块肉，并迅速吞下。当你伸出脚准备踹它的时候，狗眼里含着泪说:去吧，反正我肚子里已经有你的血肉了！
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