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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、喜怒不形于色,但形于说说,朋友圈和微博。  
2、不是我吹,真的,每次我出门都有大把男人叫我:美女,美女,坐摩的吗?  
3、你以为丈母娘死了,但是随着时间流逝。。。你会发现她在老婆身上慢慢地复活。

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