opiio88 发表于 2024-5-27 16:39   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] [一代综师]笑话三则

一、千万别喝水

  宝宝不小心,吞下一粒桔子核。
  邻居小弟弟对他说:“你千万别喝水,我哥哥说‘种子得了水分和养料,就会发芽,生长’。你要喝了水,头上就会长出桔子树来!”

二、成绩单

有一天,小强收到成绩单,老师要他把成绩单拿给家长看,隔日到校,老师问小强:「你爸爸看了怎么说?」     小强:「脏话要算吗?」
老师:「废话!当然不算!」
小强:「他什么都没说...」

三、家里的电话

放学后,有个五岁的小女孩因为母亲没有来接他,哭个不停。     “别哭,乖乖!”老师说,“我们现在就打电话给你妈妈,你们家有电话吗?”
那孩子呜咽说:“有,可是放在家里没有带来!”
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