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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.读书时!老‎师整天都说叫我回家喂猪算了,我当时没听老师的话,‎直到今天才明白老‎师是多么的有远‎见!我辜负了老师对我的‎一‎片苦心!

2.有次奶奶坐公交,小偷掏了奶奶的钱,被奶奶发现了,又不敢直接去要,于是,奶奶说出了让我佩服至今的一句话:“小伙子,你看看我的钱,掉没掉你兜里 ???”

3.小明怒气冲冲找到自己的老爸:“你为什么给我起这么个破名字,朋友们绞尽脑汁都黑我,叫我以后怎么做人?”
“孩子别着急,你的名字是有来历的。小月啊,快给儿子解释解释……””
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