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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

    1、我每次学习完坐在书桌前整理材料,就好像自己刚刚播完新闻联播。
    2、今天查四级成绩。考了好多次,这次查之前发了一毒誓,要是让我四级过了,嫁不出去我也认了。结果四级过了。。。
    3、考试时有道题不会,只好用眼神向女友求助,没想到考试结束后她就向我提出了分手,理由是:你看我的眼神里不全是爱,掺杂了别的东西。

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