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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、大妈
在公交车上来个大妈,我给她让了座,大妈刚坐下就说:现在的小姑娘人长得不咋样,心肠倒是挺好的 我:大妈要不咱下车打一架??

2、探班
值夜班时,女友带着汤壶过来探班,满心欢喜的打开汤壶,却看到里面竟然是一壶开水。女友赶紧从包里拿出那什么师傅的红烧牛肉面来……

3、鼓
你会弹琴吗?
我不会弹琴但我会打鼓
真的吗!你会打什么鼓?
退堂鼓。

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