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绿帽子(爆笑)

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绿帽子(爆笑)

文革时,一个大爷亲眼观看了毛主席检阅红卫兵的场面。回到农村后,村中的青年人都围过来,让老人家讲讲毛主席,讲讲天安门。问:你看见毛主席了吗?答:我看见了,毛主席亲自登上了天安门,手里拿着帽子,不停的挥来挥去。问:那你听见主席说什么了吗?答:我没听清,整个天安门广场都在欢呼,主席好像是说:“谁的绿帽子,谁的绿帽子。。。。”

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随着一声『财神到』,天上掉下个馅饼砸到你头上,你获得了『财神爷』赠送的6个分
什么意思?
美看明白
指点一下吧

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嘛意思!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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怎么以前的贴子重复了几次,都不用给删掉的?

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好笑吗,一点都不好,这种玩笑以后还是少开吧!

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