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[10-07] 受惊记

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[10-07] 受惊记

潮湿的午後,安静的图书馆中,阿德K了一上午的书,觉得有点累了,不由得伸了 伸懒腰,不小心碰到隔座的女孩,女孩吓了一跳!碰翻了桌上的饮料,把衣服弄湿 了一大片。阿德很不好意思,马上对女孩道歉:「小姐!对不起!害你受惊了!我 会负责的。」女孩转过头来,正色对阿德说:「同学!有点常识好不好!你只是碰了 我一下,我不可能『受精』的,不过你把我弄得湿湿的,最好赶快拿卫生纸帮我擦一下吧!」

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没人回吗,SF我的啦!!

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哈哈,很不错,感谢楼主

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很一般啊.............

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